Oxymorons

 I love oxymorons. ❤️

According to the dictionary, it's 

"a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction."

For example, when kids at school used to ask me:

"Miss, are you a boy or a girl?"

I would reply, "Miss is a girl with short hair." 😀

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