Bloated Gas

While I was walking home, I was thinking how bloated my stomach was.

Why am I feeling so bloated?

I immediately noticed this car on the road with the letters "SAG" on the number plate. I realised it was "GAS" in reverse.

Are you telling me the bloating is due to gas?

Very funny, God! 😄

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